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dosti phudi nahin jo chud jaye dosti gand nahi jo phat jaye dosti toh lun ha jo uthay to zamana hill jaye or dost woh ha jo tatton ki tarah sath nibhaye

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Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen hain Sardar: CAR Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai Sardar: Motor Cycle Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere sawal ka jawab do Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid Interviewer : CHOOT sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT

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When Kareena & priyanka went to KBC, Shahrukh askd : what do u like the most in Kbc? They both lifted their skirt n said: Fastest Finger first...

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Boy 2 girl ladkiyan rukhsati k waqt roti Q hain.Girl say!Abay chutiah agar tujhay pata ho k koi tujhe ghar se dur le ja k teri gaand maray ga to kia tu nachega

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Ek nokrani ko room say condom milla, to boli, Malkan....? Yeh kya hai? Malkan boli: Kya tum log sex nahi kertay? Nokrani boli: Hum Sex kertay to hain, per aisa nahi k chamdee hi uttar jaey

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Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya? Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.