Funny Sms, Nude Sms, Ganday Sms

Taxi driver 2 a woman: u r the thir pregnent woman i m taking 2 d airport 2day.

Woman: bt i m not pregnent.

Driver: we have not reached the airport yet..
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he= pura ander giya
she=yes
he=derd hua
she=haaaaaaaaaan
he=fit hay
she=perfect
he=r u comfortable
she=zaberdast
he=aray madam ko ye sandle pack ker do
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Ek dost nai dosre dost sai kaha: kiya tum nai kabhi kasi aurat kahe mume choose hai.
Dosre dost nai jawab diya: nahin
To phir phelay dost nai kaha khe kya tum phir apne baap khe tatey choose khe bra hua hai kya...
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Pehelay haath mein lo .
Phir moon mein lo .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.
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A girl with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck and asked:
Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadogar
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Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn..
Dil tera dharkay to dharkan meri ho...
khuda kare dosti hamari itni ghari ho k
baap tu baney or mehnat hamari ho..hehehe
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Man: kiss karon?
Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi
Man: boobs dabaon?
Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi
Man: fucking karon?
Girl: periods yar.
Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN"
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a couple had khatna of their new born baby..they wanted to celebrate ceremony..then wanted to publish cards but dont know how to write KHATNA and sunnatain in english..so they wrote "cutting ceremony of fucking instrument,everyone is invited"
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yaar suna hay kal kisi nay tumhari kanpati pay gun laga k 2 option diye
jaan do ya gand do
shuker hay tumhari jaan bach gai
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Pheley tu nahi jati thi ik keel choot mei.....
Rafta Rafta bangyi ik jheel choot mei

Parsoo chali gayi ik cheel choot mei..

Me-lu meel jalti gaye woh cheel choot mei...
Cheel ne kari apeel choot mei...

Court se pohcha wakeel choot mei...

Court ne laga de Seal Choot mei.
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Ik din soo raha tha mera lund dekhabar..

muu ko apney moor ker tatoo pe rakh ke sar...

itney udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar..

Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha ke sar..

woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar....

choot boli aye lund tu mujhe kia chodeyga andar jatey hi do jhaatkon mai roo dega.....

choot ki khari khari batoon se lund lipat gaya apni jhantoo se ....

wohh bola choot se aye choot mai tujhe chudooga teri gaand mai ik kunwa khodunga jis mai pani ki jaga nikley ga dhood aye choot teri maa ki choot..
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A good friend is just like the "Bra of girl " Which is comfertable,supportive, that holds her tight, & prevent her from falling & always close to Heart.
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Samandar k Kinaray Bethay hain Kabhi tu koi Lehar ayegi.
kismat Badlay na Badlay Gaand tu Dhul jayegi......
he he heheheheheh
kiasa dostoo???
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Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli,tu pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli,tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily,
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ek brest dosrey se bola: yaar sab kuch hota tu nechey walli gali mein hain...
pakrey hum kio jatey hain??!!
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a girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga
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A Man Pays 3000 to a Prostitute for sex,but she runs aways, Man Chases but fails.
He Puts Notice to the Walls."if anyone find a Sexy girl with White Top & red Skirt, FUCK her....Its PrePaid"
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husband and wife r starting sex..
husband took his wifes bra and throw out of da window in excitement,,
tht bra falll on o da sardar jii..
he replied..
SALA KELA KHA KHAR CHILKA YAHA PHENK DIA...
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Teacher, Student se
jab mai soft ho to bohat soft ho
but
jab mai hard ho to kafi hard ho
Student, Teacher se
sir app to mare land jase hian
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A sardar getting physical to a girl, the girl said "Ruk gao warna mai apni jaan le lun gi". The angry sardar said mar jana kise de kam na aana.
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what is the real tradgedy of film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thee upper se gubbar ne uske haath kaat diye
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patient-dr shab aik problem hai jub bhi main apni shakal aaina main dekhta hoon mera lund khara hojata hai

dr dekhte huwe. yeh bimari nahi tumhari shakal hee choot jaisi hai
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Totaly ko interview main 4 words bolnay ko kaha institute, aptitude, magnitude and substitute.
Totla bola. " inki chut apki chut maaki chut subki chut "
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aik lund... rand gora. Qadd 8 inch. Rubber ka chogha pehne huwe. tatton ka tawaaazun theek nahi..jin sahab ko milay gaand main lele.
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Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho?
kya usi gaon main baste ho?...
ahahahah lol
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