Funny Sms, Fun Sms, Funny

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Funny SMS

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,
L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....

posted in Funny SMS

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D
monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata
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Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Funny SMS

Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay
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Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS